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Thomas the Train. Usually says the n-word alot. Liker a certain saurus.
"A snitch nigga thats that shit i dont like."
"Niggersaurus"
"Damn Nigga"
"Thomas really likes dinosaurs"
A god that walks apron you who’s black and has a Afro and is in the sixth grade he beats up a a lil pussy named Luke anjo
Is that Thomas wow number 1
#imagod #dabest
WARNING, this is biased, very very biased, you have been warned, hush your face.
Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.
Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;
*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist
*via text*
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw
The silliest goofus who tells funny stories with the most gorgeous blue eyes you will ever lay eyes on and laughter like sunshine incarnated.
He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
Me: I might have a slight crush on Thomas
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
An anti-social fellow who has definitely been called "Thomas the Train" a good number of times in his life and yet strives on 'cause he's so goddamn smart, like hello who gave him the *right-*
"Hey Thomas! How are you?"
"How aren't I?"
"..."
Thomas is a really cool dude. He’s mad sexy, crazy smart, and super funny,but he has one flaw.
He loves making out with girls, but he HATES talking to them. Sometimes I sit there and I’m like. “ Thomas what are you doing making out with that girl. You’ve only been dating her for like 2 days and you haven’t even talked.”
This flaw is in a lot of Thomas’s that I know. Thomas is very Italian and that makes him sexy. Italian people especially, Thomas, are just naturally attractive and intelligent.
But other than that he’s s cool guy, loves Italian sausage especially from Dante’s deli, and is crazy hot. Overall Thomas is great.
That guy is so hot, but he’s been making out with that weird girl all day that he doesn’t even know. They haven’t even talked. He’s definitely a Thomas.