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This is the day which immediately precedes a person's 40th birthday. This is the height of a person's life experience as they will be over the hill the next day when they turn 40 years old.
It is typically celebrated with songs celebrating hills and tops and is one last burst of color before the traditional all black attire for the over the hill observance.
A person's Top of the Hill day supersedes any other person's actual birthday in order of importance and should be the larger of the two celebrations as this day happens only once in a lifetime.
Sarah: "I hear you're going to be over the hill tomorrow!"
Katie: "Yes, but today I'm at the top of the hill!"
Ralph: "Happy top of the hill day! Enjoy it, it's all downhill starting tomorrow when you turn 40!"
Monique: "Did you hear today is Chris's Top of the Hill day!? there's a HUGE Party in the breakroom!"
Erin: "ya.. .but today is my actual birthday"
Monique: "Don't be selfish! You know Top of the Hill days are more important than regular old birthdays!"
Erin: "oh."
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when the fat hangs over your belt.
when to much flour is added when makingthis product. (fat people)
damn, look at that girls muffin top.
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A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.
Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.
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A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.
Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.
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Is a Reference to a person that pretty much RUNS THE SHOW, and has been chip'n paint since 94'
"bro did you see the game last night?"
"no man what happened"
"oh nothing Big, T-top dangled the shit out of the other team though"
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Man: Dang man! Did you see that girl at the club?
Friend: You talking about that one in the J Lo jeans?
Man: Ya! Dat bitch had a fat puss you could see from the side, a straight muffin top ass hoe!!!
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A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.
"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"
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