Vagina Amnesia

When a girl swears that her current sexual partner is a Sex God in comparison to the last. She'll claim that the last guy couldn't do it for her, but she used to call him a Sex God. It's like she forgets how good it supposedly was before.

Every time there's a new guy she swears the sex is the best of her life, and that the guy before couldn't compare. But that's what she said about the LAST guy. Does she have like Vagina Amnesia, or something!? Does she forget how good it was before???

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vagina monger

:Someone, or something that dwells apon a vagina.

:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger

"great shot u damn Vagina Monger"

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vagina wagon

An affectionate term coined by me and my mates to refer to my lime green VW type 2 hippy van. Used for cruising around with your girl and getting laid in.

I took the vagina wagon out for a spin last night...

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Awkward Vagina

Like awkward turtle, or awkward llama, but much better. The shape is made by the middle finger pushing down on the tip of the index finger of the same hand until an oval is made. If you cannot do this, the your vagina is too tight. Used when any situation or thing is awkward.

Emily: "Well this is awkward..."
Erica: -Awkward Vagina-

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Vagina flap

1.A discusting word used by people that are trying to be funny but dont succeed.

2.The lips of a womans vagina.

3.The sound when a girl is loose and gets fingered.

1. Person1: sally thinks shes the hottest girl in school.
Person2: yeah shes such a vagina flap.

2.the part two little flaps that hide my clit are called vagina flaps!

3.joel: i had sex with samantha last night, and i could hear her vagina flap.

Sammy: hahah! i knew she was loose!

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penis in vagina

It's simple, just a male's reproductive organ in a female's reproductive system. Usually used when someone lacks the ability to form a sentence with proper grammar. It can be used as another way to ask for sex.

Caveman: AAA AAA OOO penis in vagina sex sex sex aug aug aug OOO!
Cavewomen: (high pitched demonic scream in glee.)
(so much sex happens that day oh my god please stop having sex ooooh!)

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Vagina Room

A room which is painted or dressed in the colours of the inside of a vagina. Potentially a bed room or just a cool party room.

Feel free to enter my vagina room. vagina

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