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The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.
George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.
a person who really fucking sucks
"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."
"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
Flaking out on plans
Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.
Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.
2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”
Life is good.
The froggy waffles is the name given to a large group of absolutely amazing people. They can be relatively strange but great fun. They often get called junkies but they really aren't. An individual member of the group is called a froggy. Their natural habitats are in the woods setting trees on fire, falling over on the streets or shagging in their friends house. The froggy waffles favourite emoji is: 😏, and they put it after most sentences. They are often mean/nasty to eachother but we all love eachother really.
Dave: awh look it's the froggy waffles!
Zoe: I wish I was a froggy 😥
The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain
I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower
When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"
Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man