helm cheese

when ones self doesnt wash their "peice" properlly.. by pulling back the fore skin and removing dried up cum. If failure to do so persists then the dried up cum will create a rather bad smell of cheese around the helmet

"hey dan, can u smell my helm cheese"
"jesus christ it smells like cheese"

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cheese eater

an informer (supposedly, rats eat cheese)

That cheese eater told the police about the plan.

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swiss cheese

To empty an entire clip or ammo belt into an enemy, making them look like swiss cheese. (because they will have many bullet holes in them).

Lamar was arrested for swiss cheesing someone in a city alley last night.

Wang couldn't focus on his work because he couldn't stop thinking of how Brian swiss cheesed his entire family last night.

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nob-cheese

the very desgusting residue found on the penis when a man doesnt clean himself of properly, usually found on bottom enders.

Slly doesnt like sucking the man in the parks dick because of the aftertaste due to his nob-cheese.

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cheese grater

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.

I booted up the cheese grater and started Firefox.

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Spooge Cheese

When one holds Kraft Cheese Powder in one's mouth and a male ejaculates directly into one's mouth thus transforming the powder into yummylicious cheese which can be consumed at one's own discretion.

I should throw some macaroni in with that spooge cheese.

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homey cheese

an ass clown that doesn't realize he's an ass clown

Look at homey cheese over there bustin' a sag like it was actually ever cool to do that.

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