Faker than your shoes

When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.

If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.

Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.

Haha you so fake, that you are faker than your shoes.

i want your mash

You want everything about someone, including their genitals but not limited to only their genitalia

i want your mash jades

flood your liver

Get drunk, offen a hypocrite that thinks drinking is healthier than smoking

Go flood your liver, cunt

Buy your bf a gift

If you have a boyfriend you have to buy him What he wants

Bf: i want candy
You: okay i Will buy u candy bc its buy your bf a gift day today

Blow your neck out

To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw

I am going to blow your neck out tonight cuh.

Check Your Settings

When someone needs to check their attitude, or the way they are communicating with you. Particularly if someone is speaking to you sarcastically, passive aggressively, or angrily.

"I know you are feeling frustrated, but you need to check your settings and restart this conversation from the beginning."

gabbing your gibblesticks

perdonkin your pusslplaps beatin your beef flaps cooking your cooter

dude whats gabbing your gibblesticks
wdym gabble my gibblesticks my gibblesticks are not being gabbled.