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today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what
Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day
Girl:Oh ok!
“Is Your hood up” a phrase used by homosexual men as an excuse to talk to another man they think is attractive. Also asking if your hard already he’s willing to suck it.
A gay man comes out of a bar after a couple drinks he sees a handsome man sitting minding his own business and would like to suck that man’s dick so he walks up and goes “ hey is your hood up?”
Hym "Did you learn YOUR lesson? Did you learn the difference between natural and imposed consequences yet? Because I didn't impose anything on anyone. You have to come here (where ever HERE is) to see me. That's something you're doing voluntarily. I told you not to do the thing that was going to get your kids killed. You did that deliberately. YOU, on the other hand, are trying to impose consequences on me, with authority you don't actually have, and using your kids a post hoc justification. So... What happened? What actually happened, you know, like, in actuality? Because... It looks like you tried to impose some consequences there and then incurred some natural consequences... I mean, at a glance. Right? That IS what happened there right? I mean, who knows! Maybe I'm just a delusional schizophrenic."
Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*
when your penis is erect and in your mom
1. that penis in your mom and cums in her
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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
Gf : - gimme your hoodie
Bf: - why ?
Gf : - bc today is national give me your hoodie day !
Bf : ok
Gimme your hoodie !
Why ?
Today is national give your gf your hoodie