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November 23rd
Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!
“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”
What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.
"This song is about shooting blood FROM YOUR COCK!"
— George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher
Stop Talking and Start Fighting
Take off your leaves, Hide your branches, Strip Your Bark, We about to have a tree fight.
The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.
A famous quote said by vergil in devil may cry
Vergil: WHERES YOUR MOTIVATION DANTE
DANTE: jackpot
Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard
Hey babe spread your bread for me
Basically seeing someone so mad that you wonder how the hell they got that way as if someone .....like mentioned , pissed in their cereal
Trav: Yo man are you good ?
Bond : no I’m not don’t fucking talk to me leave me the hell alone
T : Wow the day barely started and you’re already fuming did someone piss in your cereal ?