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Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys
*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”
When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.
Man, she’s back on her baby shit, look at those puppy dog eyes
Andrew: I need to go pee.
Rachel: I just took a brick of a shit in the bathroom.
Andrew: Oh, I’ll just go pee outside then.
Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)
"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"
Proving your worth to the gods.
Hey, it's time to go do some hero shit.
A bad ass mentality for a bad ass person. This person can go through hell and back and still be the coolest mf you know
Person 1: “I’ve pitched the whole game, my elbow hurts”
Person 2: “Suck it up and Fuck shit up bro!”