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Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.
You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?
Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them
Ok then, kiss your snake (Kys)
What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on
I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
in reference to a females genital diameter
yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!
see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight
a sentence charlotte says too much
“ your so tall..... what’s your point ?”