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Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .
Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.
John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …
your head is way too big meaning you think everything is abouit you and no one else.
if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"
and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"
then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"
When you wipe out on your skateboard or bike and you “eat shit”
You just had a shit dinner, friend.
Go have a shit dinner you fucking faggot
when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?
rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.
bob:....respect....
When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.
I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.
when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try
Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.