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The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.
Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.
When you really have to take a shit and all that comes out is a huge fart and a bright light and all you can hear is "ZOOL"
"Man I just had a huge Ghostbusters Shit"
"Oh really? Who you gonna call about that?"
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When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.
I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.
When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.
Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.
When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.
You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."
Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."