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When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.
"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."
A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.
Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.
The act of taking a shit through your dick
Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit
After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.
Dick shit:
An Insult towards a person you hate and a combo with Dick and Shit.
Me: Have you seen that girl?
Friend: Who?
Me: Dick shit.
Friend: ohh.
when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.
When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.
An expression used by Jim’s, to tell people to get fucked, or in reference to their ideas and how idiotic they sound.
Jim-“you tell that guy to go dip his knuckles in shit!”