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National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
The act of bleaching your bunghole.
"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".
Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
When you get suspended or banned on Facebook on purpose.
"Have you been getting your Zucc on this week"
"My Zucc on?"
"ZUCC ON DEEZ NUTS!"
start of a roast battle
mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat
The Day of grabbing your woman thighs
national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs
National slap your brother day is in October 6th
Slap your brother day