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When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.
I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.
Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.
A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.
He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.
(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.
"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"
when something needs to be stopped bc literally no one cares at all
rilie- dude i wish brandon would shut up
evan- brandon that shit is cancelled
A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk
Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.
when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law
Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...