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Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.

Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!

by Mr. SussyBalls January 26, 2022


Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023


GOPiece of Shit

Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.

"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"

by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013


butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

by OcotilloPatient June 15, 2018


Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.

Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!

by Bojojo109 August 20, 2011

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Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack

Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off

by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 7, 2024


aint shit

justyce

what’s the definition of aint shit ?

justyce .

by Lilly5678920 October 4, 2022