h&r block sex

when you have sex with your tax service provider inside of a box immediately after doing your taxes

hey tax guy... wanna h&r block sex after this?

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Bee r Bizzle foshizzle

1.Be right back without a doubt.

2.Another way of saying "BRB"

Hey, I'm gonna Bee-R-Bizzle Foshizzle

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I r r e l e v a n t

I r r e l e v a n t

N o t I m p o r t a n t

👆 Bitch that's you

Yall boutta catch these hands cuzz yall think you relevant and act like the shit but fr fr you ainttttt, you trippin on cold ice nibba. You truly are irrelevant son so start acting irrelevant and leave your irrelevant ass back in a chair and watch me glo honey cause mhmmm im important mkay. Btw gotta space it out to show aesthetics, something YOU don't know so byeeee~~~ xoxo stay irrelevant hunty

You: Hey
Me: You i r r e l e v a n t bitch

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B E R B

Bomb Em Right Back

Used in English Posters When Reffering To War, In Particular WW2.

Kayleigh: Yo Bro Wata I Rite
Char: Wat U Doin?
K:WW2
C: B E R B !
Mr B: WTF?!?!?
K+C: Bomb Em Rite Bak
Mr B: OW Okay A*
K+C: Dat Shit Was Tight
C:Brappage to the Maxage
K:Duuuuuude

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n-e-r-d

The name N-E-R-D is expressed by Pharrell Williams in tracks meaning Noone ever really dies!

Album n-e-r-d ft pharrell williams

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Git R Dun Nascar

A time which while working on a car or seeing a hick nascar friend, instead of saying a greeting, you yell Git R Dun Nascar!

John sees Jerry in the parking lot and yells "Git R Dun nascar"
Jerry responds "thats right son Git R Dun Nascar"!

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U-R-Owed

What occurs when one is at the beck and call of another individual through some action of upper hand

Dave,
U-R-Owned by Politi! Learn to dance backwards, big guy... cause U R OWNED !!!

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