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When a threesome is occurring, with two girls and a guy, before ejaculating the guy pulls out and nut in a line on a table. One of the girls then precedes to snort the semen and hock it into her mouth and then spits it into the other girl's vagina; therefore impregnating the girl.
Mom to Son: "Son don't worry about being the accident your brother is a product of the Los Angeles Coke Line."
Son to Mom: "Thanks Mom!"
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A LA team in the NBA that are very good and under the head Coach Doc Rivers and they always rob the Lakers and get way better players
Los Angeles Clippers Robbed the Lakers
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The biggest joke of the NBA. They signed Kawhi Leonard and PG13 and blew a 3-1 lead to the denver nuggets and blowing 4 10+ point leads in a row. They have dirty players and no talent. Now Doc Rivers is gonna get fired and the Clippers will never make it past the second round. Playoff P is the biggest choker in the game.
Hey do you think the Los Angeles Clippers will win a title soon?
Nah, they're the biggest chokers in the league.
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A dumb, whiney emo bitch who just proved all our points about emo. (mostly negative)
me: "emos are dumb teenagers who think their life was horrible, and whine about how they are not understood."
dark-emo-angel: "people who are like that, should just be shot on the spot, coz they dont understand what it is to be emo."
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When a man excretes his load on a hairy woman's vagina, he then proceeds to eat her out.
Amit: Dude, so what did you do at the cabin with your girlfriend this weekend?
Brad: Just ate some good-old angel haired pasta.
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January 22. Angel Olsen's Birthday, therefore making it Angel Olsen Appreciation Day.
I just can't wait for Angel Olsen Appreciation Day
A prestigious all girls school that transforms girls into confident young women. It is considered a wealthy school and the girls are deemed "stuck up" by many. People refer to the girls as "DS girls" who wear expensive clothing and drive nice cars, creating a stereotype that leads others to believe that they enjoy getting plastered and that their dads purchase them designer clothing. All of the above is untrue, and these false but at the same time funny ideas are most likely started by jealous public school girls who admire the natural flair and style of girls who go to DSHA. The rumors stating that DSHA girls have their parents pay for all their expenses are false, as most of the girls have a work ethic that allows them to hold a job to buy their classy clothing and cover all other expenditures. The school is nicknamed "Dick Sucking Hoes of America.” and is another entertaining joke started by public schoolers who were jealous their boyfriends find DSHA girls more fun because of their ability to be themselves, dress modestly (yet attractively), and wear their makeup in such a way that it extenuates their natural beauty. The idea that “DS girls” are alcoholics is false, as over half of the DSHA population has never experimented with alcohol. It is safe to say there are larger substance abuse issues at other schools than at DSHA. Before you say “that DS girl is a snob,” try talking to her. Most of the girls are happy to talk to you in a friendly manner and know a good time.
guy 1: "Look at how classy and poised those girls from Divine Savior Holy Angels girls are, they all look sexy"
guy 2: "Wow, their boobs are covered up but they still look hott!"
public school girl 1: "They're all skanks.. look at them talking to those boys"
public school girl 2: "your plastered and your ass is hanging out. Wait is that your boyfriend ignoring you for that DSHA girl?"
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