Small Animal And China Delivery

An event that is so perfect, it brings a tear to your eye.

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Heart stopper animal kingdom sub

A sandwitch ordered at Subway that comprises of every meat filling but no fruit or veg.

Called the Heart stopper animal kingdom sub as it raises your colestral and kills as many animals as possible in just one sandwitch.

Fat guy: Can I have one Heart stopper animal kingdom sub.

Subway worker: Wow, just wow...

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big tittie anime gf on roblox

Obvioustly your big tittie anime gf on roblox!

I smashed my big tittie anime gf on roblox today.
Guy 2: Nice dude did you use a condom?

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Fake anime fan/fake weeb

A fake anime fan is someone who watches anime only because they heard it's popular
-has a profile pic of some character from the '80s(yet can't name the anime it's from)
-watches only the most popular shows(Naruto,Haikyuu,Attack on Titan,Death Note)
-doesn't watch anything too old 'cuz their virgin eyes can't stand older graphics and their tiny brains can't comprehend their plot
-doesn't read manga
-never even heard of light novels
-does dumbass tiktoks where they shake their stupid arms like an autistic hobo pointing at some colorful texts
-watched one episode of a random hentai and think they're cultured
-if you call them out you are *deep breath* toxic ungrateful crayon eater elitist gatekeeper hater with no life who deserves to die
-doesn't accept any criticism of their favourite anime,and will call you the words above if you dare say anything
-"no mom anime is not for kids,see it has titties and big bloody monster,is cartoon for big kidz like me"
-says the most sad and cringe things like "naruto changed me" or "these characters may be fictional but they are real in my heart"
-probably a "emily/blm/acab/eat the rich" type of 14yrs old white girl or one of her simps

-omg i love anime!
What's your favourite anime?
-My hero macadamia nuts!
-Ok...what do you think of the latest chapter?
-i dont like reading manga
-fake anime fan/fake weeb

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An animal that looks like trent

A crazy haired animal that jumps around and responds to "sock monkey"

Kristen: whats an animal that looks like trent?
:"SOCK MONKEY"

Kristen: SOCK MONKEY!
Trent: YES :D ?

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the best anime ever

HEhaehhehHehheee it's boku no hero academia

P1: yo dude wanna watch the best anime ever

P2: nah sorry already finished it

P1: ah that's bad

P2: yea, bad for u cuz i'm about to spoil it

P1: wait wu-

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I carry anime tiktok ong

A big virgin social reject

(virgin)Hey I carry anime tiktok ong
(smart person) Carry yourself to the shower

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