definition: a sensation where either Grayson or Ethan is so hot to look at, the consumer starts hyperventilating, choking, falling off seats, heavily breathing, biting things intensely, or getting butterflies in the lower part of their stomach.
Something very common in Dolan Twins stans :)
idiot boy: *sees a girl crying*
idiot boy: why r u crying?
girl: the dolan twins are too hot, im having a dol-attack
to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.
The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.
when someone is super fiesty or overreacts
(morgan accidently bumps into noelle)
morgan: woah watch where your going!
noelle: spice attack much?
This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.
Person 1: You are adorable.
The art of being wacked and attacked
He just wack attacked me oh no spoooky Ik
When your girl makes you bang her on her period
Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower
A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.