When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.
Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...
When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.
"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"
This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea
Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.
When some you are talking to on the phone,starts to text someone else while still on the phone with you and you hear that annoying sound of buttons being clicked
person 1) Hey wats up wat r u doing
person 2) nothin much just texting tori
person 1) o thats kool
person 2) hold on she txted me back
person 1) ahh dude u just thumb attacked
A well-hung black guy getting it on with a white woman
Silverback Attack 2, starring Lexington Steele...
Thots that protects your home valuables or someone you love me. A ratchet you keeping the walls that haven't been fed in months that defends your house
Attack thots, attack!!!!! He heard as he pushed open the door.