The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably
“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”
:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffered as JDAM is an gps guided dumb fire bomb wich are launched from attack jets or bombers
that jet carries 4 joint direct attack munnition JDAM bombs
When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.
Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...
When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.
"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"
This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea
Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.
When some you are talking to on the phone,starts to text someone else while still on the phone with you and you hear that annoying sound of buttons being clicked
person 1) Hey wats up wat r u doing
person 2) nothin much just texting tori
person 1) o thats kool
person 2) hold on she txted me back
person 1) ahh dude u just thumb attacked