The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably
“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”
:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
When your best friend or girlfriend/significant other grabs both of your titties violently.
Nicole gives me a daily Tittie attack. I like it.
a random word i say to my siblings as some kind of insult? lol
A man or women, who randomly flash themselves to unsuspecting victims.
Usually to insert dominance or sexual tension.
I was walking with my friends and a man jumped out of a bush and preformed the rat attack
When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.
Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...
When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.
"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"