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When you think the amount of bases on Urban Dictionary isn't enough, so you add more yourself.
Guy 1: I got to twentysecond base last night. It was awesome!
Guy 2: Dude are you ok?
A BASED Chatter is a Chatter who is BASED. However there is one who is above all, HarryTheHenchDiabetic, He is the most BASED. The power of BASED summons him as he is a spiritual god to many chatters.
Chatter 1 : Damn that's BASED
HarryTheHenchDiabetic : Did someone say BASED BASED
Chatter 2 : No way that is a BASED Chatter
kissing someone on the lips, in lead up to second base.
"YES!!!!!! i made it to base one with Pamela!!!"
"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"
When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.
Girl: "Where's Debbie?" Mother: "She's e-basing on the veranda with the girls"
Anais: "Bib"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"
The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.
Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”
Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”
Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”
Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”
Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”
Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”
Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*
- Based Misogyny Paradox
When someone with the name joe payson gives you head
Last night i had 85th base!
Nice
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