beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

gurbanso beans

Dry beans

"Umma crucifie you with these gurbanso beans"

Broken Bean

When you rub your clit during masturbation so much that you think that it might just fall off.

Hey Beth, I think I have a broken bean. My coochie hurts so much but I just can’t stop.

Joey Bean

A butt budy of a person who works in the porn industry.

Jack really has a Joey Bean

Shartie Bean

Shartie Bean means someone who holds all your affection.

Woah Zendaya! You’re my little shartie bean!

Hot bean

When you squat down over your girlfriend and poot on her clit

Man I gave that b**** the hot Bean last night