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the act of calling for one receipt for the whole table and picking it up, rather than splitting meals, appetizers, and costs between the group
Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.
When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery bill last night, and she kicked me out.
Something a white kid with blue eyes and curly hair that look like zoolanders would call you
Me: Give me a tbh
Liam: You are a bill
This guy has a massive cock. I mean 6.5 inches of uncircumcised power. This kid will fuck your mom, beat up your dad and kill your dog.
This guy has a fat cock. It's 6.5 inches of uncircumcised power. He's kind of a bitch sometimes.
Yo! Bill Edwards! Come over here and show them your dick.
When a buddy’s goin wild, and you need him to take it down a notch
Alright Buster Bill, you can stop now.
Next to god for Celtics fans
Yeah man Bill Russell is a god