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So basically you shit into someone’s mouth then you soak your balls in hot chocolate and put them in there eyes.
Last night I performed the Durr Burger French press.
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A burger that comes with gorgonzola cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Run Gorgonzola Run Burger, you should try it!"
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Turn the Other Leek Burger, you should try it!"
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A reference to the Black Angus Burger, from the point of view of someone who does not enjoy them.
Jerry: Hey, Zach, you want a black angus burger?
Zach: Hell no I don't want a black anus burger. Get me a hotdog and some waffle fries.
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(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.
"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"
"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"
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A type of lettuce that burger king has a staff member use lettuce as a bedroom carpet then bring the lettuce back to put in burgers.
Joe I need you to make some Burger King foot lettuce
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