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The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball
The Canadian Bidet is very refreshing
In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.
I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.
When a moose licks the salt off a car.
I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.
A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
A rebal. Collects rain water, doesn't smoke weed, or drink, purposely pays taxes late. And shops at nofrills
C'mon man! Don't be a Canadian bad boy, and pass cars on the left right hand lane!!!!