Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"
We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.
A person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. These pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for "hooting".
1. Doctor: Are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?
Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.
Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.
Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.
throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.
that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute
When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons
His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.