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A phrase used when an unholy act has been conducted in your vicinity and you would like it to be stopped
Can also be substituted with:
not in my Christian catholic household
Is usually used in the context of a joking manner unless it comes from the nun at your private school, and then be prepared for a firm ruler to the hands
ex1)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference*
Me: not in my christian catholic school !!!!!!!!
ex2)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference in my home*
Me: not in my christian catholic household !!!!!!!!
ex3)
Stupid me: *wears a skirt 4.5cm instead 5cm of the ground*
Psycho nun: NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL !!!!!!!!! *pulls out ruler*
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All the kids here are right winged rich white people who don’t get enough attention at home so they decide to start useless rumors and act like they have such an important and exciting life at a 400 kid school. Trust me,you don’t. Get over yourself.
Mom: honey we’re going to send you to Western Christian High School.
Me: I beg you please don’t!
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What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.
Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!
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a christian person who is wimpy and can't choose a real religion. A person who is netutral on religious beliefs.
being a non-denominational christian i believe that other religions are wrong but mine.
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An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.
Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!
Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
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A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.
Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.
Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.
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A school in Lansing, Illinois now Dyer, Indiana where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. The school moved from the African American culture and sucks at educating its children.
Wow, Illiana Christian High School is moving again.
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