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Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.
Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
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The act of self pleasure to your facebook friends provocative photos.
"Hey man, watched any good porn lately?"
"No way dude, Allie's pics at the beach were all I needed to get me off, guess you could say I've been facebook feeling!"
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When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.
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You know those people who'll never talk or even look at you in real life but on Facebook they like everything on your page, pester you with wall posts, always want to chat with you, poke you, etc. (generally act like you two are great friends)? Oh, and you barely know them or don't even know them at all and at some point randomly got a friend request from them. Yeah, you totally have a Facebook friendship with them!
Lisa: "Pshh... Yesterday Julia kept bugging me on Facebook all night until I finally had to get off the computer just to be rid of her. Today she won't even look my way. What's wrong with her?!"
Lilly: "Oh, she does that to everyone. She seems to love leading Facebook friendships with people but real friendship means nothing to her!"
Lisa: "I see. That's pointless, no wonder she has no real friends, just those "friends" she has on Facebook."
Lilly:" Yeah, I know, right? Facebook is not a replacement for real friends. It's just a sad attempt."
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1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications
1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD
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An individual who incessantly sends Facebook friend requests regardless of how many times you have intentionally "Ignored" or "rejected" them, only to follow those requests up with a myriad of email inquiries of "why haven't you accepted my friend request?".
Brody is such a Facebook Bully and really could never cannot take a hint ... even if you Facebooked it to him he still would not realize that ...
... A. I never want to know anything that is going on in his life.
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B. That I hold "ZERO!" "0" "NONE" "NOT ANY" interest on what "F" he is eating, drinking, or anything else that he is putting into his mouth ... unless it is the smooth, shiny barrel of a nickel plated .357 Magnum.
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C. For that matter where he is or is not going to ...
... Unless it is on a plane falling from the heavens on a one way descent into the fiery depths of Hell or free-falling into some bottomless chasm.
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D. Where the "F" he is hanging out at or whom he is with, unless, of course, it's sharing a cell with the Night Stalker, The Son of Sam or taking a dirt-nap in some shallow grave keeping the grubs and worms happy and entertained !!!
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1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
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