whats that got to do with the price of cheese

a phrase used when somone says somthing that is nothing to do with anything

fred: i just bought a new cd
dave: oh yea what is it
fred: nice weather were havin
dave: whats that got to do with the price of cheese

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smoke em if you got em

When in a predicament when it appears there is no escape, one smokes if they have them because the health effects no longer matter.

Said in a time when death is imminent.

As the extinction-level asteroid tumbles toward earth...

John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..."
Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it."
John: <lights up>

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Got pushed downhill in a hippy van

This is the new term for when a television series runs out of new material and begins making ridiculous subplots that inevitable lead to the downfall of the show. Previous generations have called it "jumping the shark" after a bold move by the Fonz.

The prime example of this was in an episode of Lost called "Tricia Takanawa is dead", where the climax of the episode was when a titanic man named Hurley drove a broken VW hippy van down a hill for no apparent reason.

"Man that episode reminded me of when Lost got pushed downhill in a hippy van lol."

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I got that Whiskey that you like!

While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that same liquor at their house. Where as, you wake the next morning, finding yourself naked, tied to the bed, and have a ball gag in your mouth.

This nice man from the bar told me "I got that Whiskey that you like!" at my house. He poured me a glass, I woke up tied to the bed, and with a sore ass!

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Just got done having Denny's

A sex act where the male parter vomits while releasing his load in his partners mouth. If with a female partner, while fisting the vagina.

We just got done having Denny's.

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its okay we got queso

A phrase used to comfort a friend, typically at a Mexican restaurant or in a cave.

Girl 1: I'm so sad its Monday!
Girl 2: Its okay we got queso!

I got canada in my pocket

A fancy way of saying you're broke (Quoted from popular Canadian song taught in Canadian elementary schools) "A penny and a nickel and a quarter and a dime mean a lot to you and me..."

Bill: Hey Adrian! you owe me money!
Adrian: I got canada in my pocket bro
Bill: Lmao K