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Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.
Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."
When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.
My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared
a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.
Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.
A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.
"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"
When your an old ma who can’t resist inappropriately touching the young female office staff
Hungry hands was creeping round that bird at work again today
When you are holding way too many items in your hands.
Danielle got hungry hands as she cleaned out the car.
The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.
She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.