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a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
1). A term that essentially means you are a fucking idiot and thats why that happened.
2). The literal meaning of explaining how that happened.
" When an elephant gets excited and wants to release tension it climbs on a female and fucks them, and thats how that happens!" -Jeannine booty Little
The most phenomenal star sees this universe has ever seen. Of referred to as Katie, this enigma of a person shares love with each smile. When around her you will be immediately infected with laughter and good vibes. She sees past your toxicity and loves you harder on your bad days. For someone who holds a grudge she surely can forgive. She is hard to obtain and easy to trust. If you’re lucky enough to see her heart, never look away. Her eyes are the key to the universe.
Oh my Katherine Howe, you’re so fucking precious.
Filler word used in geordie dialect, mainly in a question or trying to get someone, or multiple people's attention
1) Why'd yi do that howe?
2) Howe! Is that 'ee Marra?
A Howes is a beautiful, funny, smart women, how will make you fall in love with you, just by fluttering her eyelashes at you,
Unfortunately she only does this so thay she can break your heart, a Howes will leave a trail of broken hearts in her tracks, she will feed on this hurt and use the tears of broken souls as bathwater.
If you are unlucky enough to run into a Howes, don't look her directly in the eye, good luck
Boy: dude I just heard you ran into a Howes last week, you okay?
Boy2: *swings from the rafters*
They live 3 to 5 day without internet
How long do bops live without internet? Not long