I'm gonna need Taco Bell

That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.

Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.

The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"

Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.

...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.

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Ok so basically I'm monky

(phrase) The best way to start a conversation or an essay

+Ok so basically I'm monky
-Please marry me.

"Ok so basically I'm monky and today I will prove why Garfield is one of the most influential figures in history..."

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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

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I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

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I think I'm Big Meech

Knowing you're a boss, goin' ham
Popularized by Ricky Rozay's BMF

I think I'm Big Meech...LARRY HOOVER

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I'm sorry you feel that way

The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.

Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."

Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."

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I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead

Means to be high as fuck and be seeing crazy shit everywhere.

Alyssa: "Lacey, I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead."

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