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Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on
I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel
A vagina that is keen to the spotlight . Lights ,camera maybe , action ! It’s easy to lure from its coverings being that half the time it is already uncovered . Found throughout the globe and increasing in numbers daily. Thanks Internet .
I got some glam clam downloaded and lotion waiting on me fuck this circle jerk I’m riding hon solo .
The perfect, juicy round bum cheeks which form side by side to make a clam you will tell your grandchildren about one days
A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).
"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"
"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"
What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.
After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam
If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.
Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!