When you’ve gotten into a tiff with someone and you meet up to hang out and don’t mention the fight
Man, can we Irish hello it. I don’t want to talk about it
Arriving late to a party, sneaking past everyone without a greeting to the bar for a few shots to catch up then coming out to say hello.
Shawn: Have you seen Scott? I thought he just got here and now I can't find him.
Kelly: Yeah! Where is he? We need to get him on the next round.
Scott: <just walking in> Hello! No need! I just had a few on my own!
Shawn: aw damn ye fer giving us the old Irish hello ye bastard
When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.
Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.
The Irish Chillidog - After drunken anal sex, you remove your new chilidog and place in partners mouth, followed by two shots of Jameson.
Last night this drunk bitch was so annoying amd hungry from drinking Jameson. So, I did what any Irish lad would do and fed her an Irish Chillidog
Arguably the best pub in Mount Isa Queensland, this classic pub is home to the quietest people with the shortest fuses, a pub with the most pokies in town, 2 massive decks, free pool tables, a big screen for the footy, the cheapest grog and a club area that opens Saturday nights hosted by Project 4825 where all the moles shake their holes and end up pregnant by 1am
We going to The Irish Club tonight or what?
Fuck yeah cuz
The act of motor boating,when a large/obese woman sits on your face,resulting in her butt cheeks slapping your face.
Theres no way to ask for a irish saddlebag,it just happens
The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.
“It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”