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Pan Jesus also know as Beebo aka "Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco" the savior of the Pansexuals .
I went to P!aTD concert and saw Pan Jesus
It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.
Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*
When the clouds part and it rains
Dammit, I knew Jesus asscrack would open up
The stereotypical, faith-filled pre-elementary school that most small town children went to, typically held in a church basement. Includes cheese balls, prayer before snack, and 100 toddlers singing "Away in a Manger" for the yearly Christmas performance. Not limited to Protestant (Methodist, Baptist, Lutheran, etc.) and Catholic locations.
Oh my gosh, you went to Jesus Preschool? So did I! Did you say *insert rhyming prayer here*, too?!
Jesus is the most amazing person you will ever meet , tends to be sweet,caring, and handsome. Has an amazing smile and fun to hang around with . Any girl would love to have a guy like him , Tends to know how to play the guitar.. He wil bightwn each and everyday of yours . Has a big heart , beautiful eyes , good looking and a amazing personality . If you make him mad he doesn't play .. Plays tennis.. SEXY haha .. Well jesus's are unique and the best thing that can ever happen to you. A blessing ❤️
When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.
"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."
Baboi10 AKA Baltic Jesus
Baltic Jesus but take away the Baltic Je