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When your having sexual intercourse with your mother and then she switched positions and donkey punches you
"My mother I were alone last night so she decided to do the dirty king
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A place in Egypt-the tourism capital of Africa.
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George W. Bush...the reverse of King Midas, everything W. touched turned to s**t...like our economy!
King Sadim tanked our economy by not regulating Wall Street.
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The best of men, most of whom end up becoming ruthless dictators.
The short king invaded the neighboring lands
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refering to a talented and amazing person, or someone who is very skilled in the art of pear jokes.
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The current king of simps is Comly. His son named “little Bart” is next in line. The king of simps is the leader of all simps
Wow that Isaac kid must be the king of simps.
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To proclaim a position or object as yours while touching it for a predetermined period of time (24 hours or less or until you have fallen asleep for example). Allowing you for instance the leisure of leaving your seat, computer, remote, etc for a period of time and to return being able to regain it even if in the possession/use of another person under the mutual agreement between all parties involved to abide by these terms.
You must proclaimed it before all others or when no one else has for X amount of time (24 hours as an example) in this honor bound and/or evidence based system.
This claim can only be made on one position/object at a time and any additional claims made by one person nullifies the most previous and past claims of that one person.
Touching and/or leaving this position/object without restating king's ax constitutes relinquishing all claims on said position/object.
Similar to calling shotgun, dibs, bagsy, or not it.
You are watching television with others and you leave your seat (nice comfy recliner for instance) to go to the restroom. Before leaving while touching your seat you say "king's ax" and go to the bathroom. Upon returning someone has taken your seat and if they do not kindly of their own free will honor the mutually agreed conditions you can restate you have king's ax and thereby regain your seat. Applicable in public or semi-public settings between individuals of similar social order.
Roots may be in the social order and customs of Medieval times. Or my mom made it up, idk.
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