M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

Mickayla M

mickayla m iss a big yamhead in jamaica who will hate a gyal jus fi get har man kmft!!! #yamesha and also gwan like she betta dan people wid har duck mouth #duckesha shi walk an tek man a saltspring like kmt!

mickayla me we tek yuh man!!

Wattpad bully (m)

1. An oddly-flirty jock who is unnecessarily mean to the female (or male, in boyxboy cases) main character of a Wattpad story. By around the last 10-2 chapters of the Wattpad story, they're on the track to a situationship. In some cases, if the Wattpad story receives 200+ views, there will be a sequel marked Mature where they have a rubber-free relationship. In some cases, when the Wattpad story reaches 10k+ views, there will be a trilogy where they have children.

2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.

1. "Sure, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan (or something else frat boy) might be a massive asshat, but he's hot tbh" "I would wanna go out with him if I wasn't such a nerdy nerd, I'm just too nerdy for him 😔" *proceeds to date*

2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*

GF&M

Go Forth & Multiply
(Fuck off)

He told me to GF&M

Orla M

To orla m :) ( if ykyk)
To my bestfriend:
-she’s gorgous

-she’s funny
-I am low-key her therapist
-her boyf thinks she’s LENG

-she bites girls called iris
-she’s superman
-she has speaking problems
-she’s a ballerinaaaa
-she’s funny but I’m funnier
-she’s so pretty

-she hates ****
-she’s a picky eater

-she’s a Simp for b
-she’s slagerlishous
-LOVE U ORLAAAAAS

love from kz❤️ 🩹❤️ 🩹❤️ 🩹

Ben: “she’s gorge and so funny”
Me: “she’s an orla M”

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.