Matt is a big man normally weird but likes his meals hide open food or matt fossen will find you.
A giant was seen it must have been a matt fossen
when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.
Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.
An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict
Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami
A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
A matt coat, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design.
Can also have quick drying qualities making it a quick dry matt taco
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, holo taco, and quick dry taco
I'm using a matt taco, because I thought it looked cool with the neonness goin on.
A smexy mf. My dad, not really but ehhhhhh. Very Tall Boi. We all love him cmon. We actually stan. Very cash money. I can't wait for him to be embarrassed. Almost as sexy as Matt Smith.
There should be a Midsommar gif somewhere for you boo. xo
Love you matt xoxo
Ahaa don't take that the wrong way its platonic booooo.
All jokes xo
Person: You know Matt W?
Me: Oh yes, he is very cash money, no?
Person: Uh yeah...
A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.
"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?