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Michael Barrel

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay

"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*

by Lazengan July 30, 2016


Michael Weikath

1- Michael Ingo Joachim Weikath. Also known as Weiki, is one of the Godfathers of Power Metal (Helloween).
2- An amazing songwriter, guitarist, and human being.

3- I got nothing much to say, but he's AWESOME.

Person 1: "Dude, who's that guy? It looks like he just smoked a crack or something."

Person 2: "That guy? He's Michael Weikath. He's a fucking legend, man..."

by weirdothatjustliketodefinerans February 10, 2018


Michael Hahn

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.

"You know Michael Hahn?"
"You mean Faggot?"

by Advantage Tennis Academy April 25, 2018


Michael Jackson

American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, actor and philanthropist.

August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009

Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.

Girl 1: Damn! That Michael Jackson is the G.O.A.T.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so fine!.

by August-Moon January 17, 2020


Michael Jackson

a singer and a dancer nicknamed “The King Of Pop

holy shit IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON

by loveybovey May 29, 2021


Michael Jackson

The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry

Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?

Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021


Michael Jackson

Only the greatest pop singer of all time! He has won 13 Grammy awards and several other awards. He sadly had vitiligo and lots of plastic surgeries because of it.

Michael Jackson’s legacy lives on to this day and his music is popin’.

by DragonJeff09 April 24, 2018