"Joshie Monsters Mic" is the exact same thing as earrape. Unpleasing and stupid. Just get a new mic instead of ear-raping the boys in a fortnite tournament.
"Josh get a new mic" Said Jayden
"No" Josh says as he scissors ruby
Joshie Monsters Mic
Eating a girl out from the vagina whilst her being on her period and the day she has diarrhoea. She proceeds to poo during the eating out session and you go for her ass after she squirts from her vagina.
Dude 1 - Last night, me and my girl got frisky and I give her the welsh monster chomp
Dude 2 - No way dude! you caught her on a good day!
A horrible monster also known as Khole.the coochie woochie Monster comes out only when you do the making slime at 3am challenge
*while doing slime at 3am challenge*
“Omg what was that sound “
“I think it’s the coochie woochie
Monster” “ the coochie woochie Monster “
That hidden part of your psyche just waiting to have an excuse to become addicted to something
A few rounds of Songpop really brought out my Inner Whore Monster!
A pink fluffy monster was in my face last night.
The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...
After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.