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Muffin Top

A girl who is fat and wearing pants too tight therefore spilling over the top of her pants in a muffin top fashion.

"That is the sickest muffin top I've ever seen"

by Ashley Spence August 9, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swag Muffin

Slang word for ass. or butt. You can polite and gently call someone a mofo-ing swag muffin

Boy 1: Look at that swag muffin!!
Boy 2: So round!

by ninjaa_meygann February 20, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin top

Sometimes sold at 7 Eleven stores and popularized by Seinfeld. Also, cute and preppy young gay men who summer on Nantucket and prefer to be, well, on top.

After going sailing off the coast of Nantucket, Trent hooked up with Brian who is a total muffin top.

by Marc1 August 11, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin man

When a man raps his penis around his balls so that it looks like a muffin

Do you know the muffin man? I'd like to take a bite out of his muffin

by Sean Weston January 8, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey muffin

A cutesy name a man may call his significant other. The name is intended as a compliment and is used by the man to communicate fondness for a woman. Depending on the woman in question, however, the term may be interpreted as an insult. If the man wants to insure that the female is not offended, he must carefully chose the timing and tone of voice he will use.

The term should be used to describe a female companion when the following criterion have been met:
A) the male loves to call his significant other by cute pet names on a regular basis
B) the male never likes to use the same pet name twice
C) all standard names (e.g. cutey pie, honey pie, sweetie, noogums, sugar, pookie, tenderoni, etc.) have been exhausted.

Example #1
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: Thanks for asking honey. I am feeling quite good.

Example #2
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: What the f*** is that supposed mean?

by R. Barnes November 28, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


raga-muffin

a crazy band from the Twin Cities of Minneasota whose theme song is Leprechaun Superstar. So go to www.Raga-Muffin.tk

Did you see the bassist of Raga-Muffin when he was naked on stage?

by Tyrus October 24, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin masher

a person who hit muffins with rather large mashing things, usually mentally disturbed...

"Stupid muffin!!" *whak whak*

by Shruberry January 28, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž