An abreviation for 'too scene' a way to describe someone that is awfully scene.
Scene kid: 'I LOVE OLI SYKEZ TOO MUCH'
Normal human being: 'You're 2 c n'
The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet
Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:
When you ejaculate on a girl's pubic hair and then proceed to remove the hair with duct tape, similar to a Brazilian wax.
"I'm having sex with Katie tonight."
"Yo, she's got a shaggy cat."
"That's fine, I'll just nut 'n rip."
nut rip
dick n balls means penis and the balls under them
girl: suck on my dick n balls
boy: yes
When you you put ice cream in a girls vagina and then fuck her.
"Last week I put ice cream in this girls pussy and fucked her cuz I was too lazy to go down on her."
"You got to dip n dock her!"
When a cat walks on your keyboard
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When a partner, typically male, uses a utensil, typically a spoon, to scoop semen, cum, jizz, spunk, ect. out of a vagina, and slowly consumes the contents.
I just gave grandma the Scoop n' Gloop last night!