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To 'Go Yer Neck' is to trip up and fall arse over tit, common terminology in Scotland
The front stairs are so icy, watch you don't go yer neck!
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Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.
bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!
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Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.
bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!
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Changing the oil of your car in the parking lot of a auto store so you can buy and dump the oil off without having to drive to and from the store.
Me and my friend are going to do a red neck oil change, want to come?
You say this when you get annoyed on the phone and are about to hang up. Since you’re leaning your head to be on the phone, the person on the other end is fuckin up your neck and wasting your time.
Aye man you fuckin up my neck, bye
*hangs up phone*
When your friend is fat and doesnt wash his neck and its so dirty it turns black
Thailand: Angel wash your neck you Fat Dirty Neck Bastard