Oreo Pie Smackdown

A sexual ritual in which 3 pies are placed on the parter (each breast and face) then put Oreos inside the hole of choice. The pies are eaten to create a calorie reserve while fingering her in the hole of choice. You will then eat the Oreos out of the hole of choice before proceeding to have sex through the same hole of choice.

“Hey babe I know you’re tired but I need the Oreo Pie Smackdown”

Hair Pie

Over abundance of locks/threads/hair on the head.

Wow, you have a serious Hair Pie going on under that baseball cap.

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Calcutta Meat Pie

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

chicken pot pie

It is the best type of food, possibly the pussy of foods.

"Chicken Pot Pie is the pussy of food." -Daithi De Nogla, January 14, 2022

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eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

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jamaican meat pie

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.

The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

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moo tater pie

when you use the front or back of the hand to gently push up on scrotum of another while saying moo tater pie. You do so in such a way that it feels good but still is little uncomfortable for the receiver.

Bern just gave me the best moo tater pie in the shower the other day!!!