a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
the act of eating noddles out of a woman's vagina
jack was eating out paige and she said SUPRIZE BITCH YOUVE BEEN noodled . he began to pull noodles out of his mouth.
To have sex with a skinny white boy
I got noodled by Chad last night
1. When you throw spaghetti at someone.
2. When you get slapped by someone’s noodle
Noodled is the point where u smoke so much weed and drink so much that your cross fade causes u to fall on a hardwood floor in the fetal position while people take pictures.
Brandon: "Yo Zac look at Vinny...
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"
To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke
When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth
"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"