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so drunk you projectile vomit geysers of pure blood off the front porch every 30 or 40 minutes.
i'm getting rip-roaring drunk tonight!
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Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink
The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!
or
Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
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A funny ass insult you can say when you don't have anything else to say.
Well you're a Drunk male prostitute
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The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
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A level of intoxication where "Mum comes downstairs and yells at me for gettin' kicked in the ribs by niggers." ** Generally followed by severe bed-wetting, profuse vomiting, and an intense craving for McDonalds.
**Quote from personal expert on the subject.
1. "I'm gonna get rib kickin' drunk tonight."
2. "I heard Keith likes to get rib kickin' drunk on Tuesdays"
3. "Fuck getting shitfaced, I'm getting Rib Kickin' Drunk tonight."
4." Sweith Keezey
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getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.
I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.
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You drunk..like you don't know what you're talking bout and if you do it's nonsense or you just talking to be talking or doing some for no reason
Jolie:when we gone get into a real relationship it's been 4 months
Keef: what? Bih yo ass drunk