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Having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. Ball Sack Vent is the ultimate conversation starter.
Jane : Is that a rip in your jeans?
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.
Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?
Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.
Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.
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A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.
Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."
Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."
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I was dunkin the ball sack in my ol ladies mom last nite.
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A bitter old man, often a shut-in or hermit, who discourages visitors or human contact of any type. The phrase originated in the pioneer days of the American west where tobacco in general was scarce, and what little could be found was old, dry and crumbly. Older bear hunters in the mountains who kept mainly to themselves were notorious for ardently smoking whatever tobacco they could lay their hands on and adamantly protecting their tobacco stores and their privacy with a rifle from their small cabins in the woods. Nowadays the phrase has come to encompass any older man who avoids company and threatens those who infringe upon their privacy. A common figure, especially in kids movies from the late 80s and early 90s, in real life, a regular old dry sack of tobaccy is not concealing a warm heart and a peaceful resolution with the gang of kids who runs amok on the town, and his dog is not secretly a lovably large pet, but trained to attack those who venture upon his property. It is recommended that one avoids people such as this as they are typically not misunderstood and ignored members of society, but actually just bitter, cruel, and violent old men.
Old man Jones is a regular old dry sack of tobaccy. Did you hear that he nearly shot the Harris kid when he tried to get his baseball back from old man Jones's yard?
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General term for anything, or anyone found displeasing, or makes your day suck.
This new grill sucks. I hate using this piece of sack of shit.
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Sack cheese scraper: A small hand held devise that is used by lover's of fine sack cheeses to gently scrape the fine creamy cheese off of the cheesemakers warm sack.
See also: sack cheese
The waiter brought us fine cheeses from around the world from which we chose a fine Canadian sackcheese. The waiter skillfully used the sack cheese scraper to slide off the creamy goodness from the Canadian's sack.
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Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.
My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.
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